Ver 03

He pushed the butoon. To elaborate, the police commissioner pushed the big, red button that was under the hidden flap inside his desk inside the police headquarters of the city of Heudringottingenberger-und-Hzyepterzchwagenoftereich, and that is enough. Any more elaboration will be unnecessary, for now. And what happened next might be the most creative thing in this blog.

The Heudringottingenberger-und-Hzyepterzchwagenoftereich Police Headquarters became a giant mecha. Oh, I forgot to put the exclamation point. '!'. So that phrase "The Heudringottingenberger-und-Hzyepterzchwagenoftereich Police Headquarters became a giant mecha." is now "The Heudringottingenberger-und-Hzyepterzchwagenoftereich Police Headquarters became a giant mecha!"

Yes, the Heudringottingenberger-und-Hzyepterzchwagenoftereich Police Headquarters became a giant mecha. You know, a humanoid robot similar to Roomba, only more humanoid, anime-like, and bigger than the Heudringottingenberger-und-Hzyepterzchwagenoftereich Police Headquarters, which is big. The point is, the police now have a big Japanese battlebot to fight Problem. Never mind where the giant legs, arms, blasters, and burning sword came from, or how much of the taxes of Heudringottingenberger-und-Hzyepterzchwagenoftereich were diverted into this, or how no one noticed the big mecha engines before, or what is happening to the police officer inside who was sipping from his coffee cup when the police headquarters suddenly stood up rather unsteadily like a real humanoid does. And to answer a more important question, yes, obviously the police commissioner is commanding the Heudringottingenberger-und-Hzyepterzchwagenoftereich Police Headquarters Mecha from its command post, which anatomically would correspond to the 'head' of the mecha.


Usually, a comic book would devote 15 pages for something extraordinary like this, imagine the local police finally having something like a giant mecha in an ordinary city in the 20th century, but I will devote only one blog entry. Remember, I am only an amateur, so don't expect me to describe it that richly. And if you count the words I used and find that it is a lot less than 15,000 words, because you think that a picture is worth more than a thousand words, it is because I am not describing a picture I can't even draw with pencil, paper, and colored pencils. And that I am an amateur.

Simply put, the police have a giant mecha and are willing to use it against Problem.