Ver 02

Do you really expect a stand-off this early? No. Usually, some random stuff in the middle of the book happen between the introduction and the climax, and this is a part of it.

So where were we? Ah, yes, after whatever incident that happened in the last entry, the villain, Problem, has begun massive robbing sprees. He carried off so much loot, his 'motorized pushcart', actually a rusty banged-up pick-up truck, broke down because the weight of the stuff he was looting off the still-unnamed city, which for ease we will call Heudringottingenberger-und-Hzyepterzchwagenoftereich, overwhelmed the truck engine. And like a stereotypical villain of superhero story, he has superstrength, which makes him a supervillain, which makes Ver a sort of accidental superhero. So now we have our first supervillain: Problem, whose power is superstrength. And as an added bonus for being a supervillain, he gets invulnerability to ordinary bullets, batons, and any police attempt to stop him.

Gee, how creative can I get?


So, back to the story then. Like any supervillain crime spree in comics and movies, the police will attempt to stop him. The police, of course, fails, their enemy being a supervillain. But, like a good storyblogger of an unillustrated comic, I will describe how it happened.

By this time, the Heudringottingenberger-und-Hzyepterzchwagenoftereich Police Department has noticed the criminal activities of Problem. They had dispatched police squads, and have made a barricade of police cars in a semicircle around the computer shop he was robbing. When Problem finally left the computer shop, the police blabber something on the lines of "Put your hands up in the air." or "Surrender or die."

Of course Problem didn't care what they were sayin’, rushing towards the first police car in a rampage, the bullets dodging him, like they always do against a rampaging supervillain. So he wrecks the cars, mayhem happens, and one of the police calls the police station for reinforcements.

For a change, to remind you that you are reading an amateur's unillustrated action comics blog and not a fully illustrated, richly colored comic book (What, didn't notice that there are no drawings?), the police commisioner has decided that drastic measures be taken against a supervillain like Problem. So he flips a secret flap in his office desk, and there a big, red button is.

He pushes the button.