Ver 01

One day, Ver was walking. Yes, that is how most fairytale characters that I know start their day, and Ver is no exception.

On the other side of the street, a crime is taking place...

A neckless, muscular man, lifting a pair of refrigerators still full, plugged, and operating, is threatening the convenience store clerk to not call the police or he will throw the fridges on the unarmed clerk. Oh, and that he was robbing the store.

And like all good main fairytale characters, Ver doesn't care. He is too kind to bother the villain in his job until he is hurt. And at that time, the yet-unnamed villain accidentally nudged a can of Schlopper's Roast Turkey Ham Flavor off the shelf. And who would have guessed that it would roll outside the store, down the street, and into Ver's path.

In true fairytale fashion, Ver had an accident with the can of Schlopper's Roast Turkey Ham Flavor, and only then had he noticed the robbery.

"That villain sure is problem." Ver said. And he walked away, leaving the can of roast turkey on the sidewalk where he crashed into it.

And the story would have been over, had it not been that Ver's words had the capability to warp reality in such a way that he rarely, if ever, lies. So "POOF!" Yes, "POOF!", the sound of magic and Koko Krunch advertisements type of "POOF!" goes and suddenly, the unnamed villain now has a name: Problem.

So now the villain has a name. Now, for the stand-off between the main character and the villain of his creation, go to the next blog entry.