Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Top 7 Worst LSS's in Exams

Sometimes in life exams occur; events that need massive amounts of focus and a ton of studying.

Of course, we don't really study now, do we?

5) Unbreak My Heart
"Unbreak my heart....say you love me again.....undo this hurt you caused when you walked out the..."

- Nothing really specially un-exam-y about this song; it's just the song where I first experienced a ridiculously distracting LSS in the middle of a major [Chemistry] exam, back in college. The silky singing, coupled with the raw emotions of the lyrics and the voice itself, is rather pesky when taking exams; otherwise it isn't that bad to hum to while taking exams, really :)


4) Blue Jeans
"Kay tagal ko nang nag-aaral, tignan mo kupas na ang aking maong....kung akala mo ako ay natuto na, di parin..."

- Nothing quite as distracting for a song to play in your head, than the song that would constantly remind you how pointless your midnight-oil studying is when in the exam itself you'd just stare blankly, feeling like a complete idiot. Coupled with a memorable tone, this catchy line could play again and again, and again, and again... in your mind for just as long as the allotted time for the exam is. Because taking an exam while some disembodied voice in your mind, repeatedly singing about the futility of trying to study, is fun. Bad, perhaps, but fun.

3) What's Up
"...and I say hey-ey-ey, I said hey, what's going on??"

- Ever wondered, during an exam, what really is going on in a metaphysical sense, in that odd event called "examination", that somehow you knew you prepared well for this examination.....but it seems like you've never even touched the book? It's the type of song that feeds on your doubt of your own answers on the exam, and exploits it until you make so many corrections that you run out of time. And your first answer, the one that you erased and re-erased, is awkwardly the actual correct one, leaving you very, very angry for changing your answer in the first place, using up precious time pointlessly in the process.

2) True
"...I know...this...much...is TRUE! [this much is tru-ue, this much is tru-ue]"

- Catchy song, but you know that much ISN'T TRUE. Which may not matter in essay or identification exams, but too often True or False question are found in exams; ours not excluded. With this song in your head you subconsciously have just answered everything true even if you meant false, thus flunking the exam. Hard.

1) It's Too Late
"...it's too late baby, now it's too late, but we really tried to make it [make it]..."

- When the exam is the crucial exam, the type of exam on which you pin your hopes of passing, when all other exams have bombed hard and this is your last stand, when this exam is the decisive exam. You have or have not prepared for this, you just don't know; it's difficult to keep a clear mind knowing what really is at stake in this exam.

Then you take the test. The going gets tough, and tougher, and soon it's getting rather horrendously confusing that in the back of your mind you just wish you studied just that little bit a little bit more, then this song plays. It's too late. Regrets occur often too late to change anything now, and this song just rubs it in, in such a smooth, soothing voice that you have no choice but to gulp its message down like a saccharine poison. And at that moment, you just concede; this is Stalingrad, or Waterloo. A few realizations too late, yet you really tried to make it; yes you really did. Game over, you lose, but hey, at least you get to play again......next semester.

0) Don't Know Much
"...I don't know much, but I know I love you...and that may be all I need to know..."

- I always heard the "...and that may be all I need to know..." as "...can't believe all I need to know..." Because I really can't. I have to memorize and understand all those stuff in elementary? In high school? In Biology, or in Medicine? Hell, no I can't, but I might as well must, if I were to get a good grade. I do don't know much, and I do can't believe all I need to know, but hey, at least I try.

In the exams however, the song is an instant step to metacognition, which for me is very distracting; you know, trying to know how you could know those stuff, with possible applications on how to know them better? Yet in the process of knowing what you know and how to know what you may or may not know, what you temporarily knew just slipped away. I mean, what you cram-studied for the exam just went gone, forever useless. Yeah, it's that kind of LSS.

For those who are less philosophically adept though, the fact that the song playing in your head again and again, impressing into that thick cranium of yours that you really, really don't know much [about this exam], and how much you must know eventually if you continue your education...it does feel depressing.

-1) Buloy
all of it, just...all of it

- I may not be sure of who you are, but I know someone personally who reminds me of this song. You may not really know the song in the first place, nor the language in which it was sung; you don't even know the person whom I referring to who reminds me of this song, so let's just call him Myk. Sia, Myk.

Buloy. Myk Sia. You may or may not know what song is that, or who that person is, but they are basically one and the same, somehow. And both of them are harmful to studying, and even worse when taking the exams themselves...Stay away from them for they are the antithesis of our current educational system, and thus are very dangerous to your mind that has been carefully cultivated to think that way by our society and the institutions that manipulate it.

- itutuloy

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Jaszestroi

Isang araw, may taong nanonood ng TV.

Lipat channel, lipat channel. Ang haba haba haba haba haba kasi ng commercial breaks ng GMA7 kaya siya palipat-lipat sa GMA, ABS-CBN, ABC 5, atbp.

Habang lumilipat siya ng channel, ang kasama niya sa bahay ay dumaan sa pinagdadaanan ng laser beam ng remote control, at biglang naglipat ng "channel" ang kasama niya sa bahay, biglang naging Mulawin ang kasama niya sa bahay.

Dahil sa pagkabigla, hindi nakapalag ang tao nang biglang hinablot ng naging-Mulawin niyang kasama sa bahay ang mahiwagang remote control, at pinindot ang channel sa ABS-CBN. Ang kanyang target ay biglang naging Kokey, tapos yung Mulawin ay umalis na.

Yung Kokey naman ay naghanap sa isang aparador ng extrang remote, tapos pinagbabaril [with matching recoil] ang Mulawin ng remote control bleble. Ang Mulawin ay biglang naging Celebrity VJ ng MYX, na siya namang nakareflect ng tira ng Kokey sa kanyang shades.

Dahil doon, ang Kokey ay natamaan ng sarili niyang tira, at naging mananabong sa Sabong TV ng Studio 23. Yung mananabong [na dating Kokey na dating si Tao 1] ay binaril ng remote control si Celebrity VJ, na siyang naging tandang naman sa Sabong TV. Daliang kinalaykay ang nahulog na remote control, ang tandang ay nabaril ang mananabong ng remote control, na siyang naglipat ng channel niya patungo sa lalaking najejebs sa mga diarrhea commercials.

Dahil sa sakit ng pagpipigil ng jebs, nilipat niya ang sarili niya, at naging Jollibee naman siya. Ang tandang ay hindi makakapalag syempre, kaya tinira niya ulit si Jollibee ng mahiwagang remote control, na siya namang naging si Kabayang Noli de Castro.

Napuna ng tandang na siya ay may problema, kaya pumunta siya sa harap ng remote control niya at tinuka ang "7". Biglaan siyang naging si Mike Enriquez, daliang tinumba ang kalapit na lamesa, at nag-gunfight laban kay Kabayan gamit ng kani-kanilang mga remote control.

Tapos yun na ang ending ng music video. Yehey. Ngayon kailangan ko na lang ng kantang babagay doon.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Pagpugay sa Radyo

Minsan sa may Kalayaan/
I listen to the radio/

Kanina medyo nababato ako habang pinipilit ko mag-aral ng 122 lab. Pfft. Open videogame, close. Next videogame, close. Tingin Facebook, wala namang gagawin dun, close. Tingin sa aaralin, close. Parang...bleh lang ng araw na ito, yung mga tipong Sunday afternoons kung saan noon buong high school ko naka-bum lang ako sa dorm nakikinig ng radyo.

Tama, makinig kaya ako ng radyo. Mga kantang dekada nubenta sa aking tainga. Torpedo ng Eraserheads. LoveRadio-format commercial. Tuwing Umuulan at Kapiling Ka ng Eraserheads. Maniwala Ka Sana ng PNE. Senti ng Yano. Kay Sarap, pero hindi The Boss yung kumanta. Natutuwa naman ako.

Kakaiba, ano? Kahit na halos lahat ng pinapatugtog sa radyo tuwing Linggo ng hapon nai-download ko na, kahit na karamihan ng pinapatugtog nila gabi-gabi nasa laptop ko na, kahit na ang buong discography na ang i-torrent ko, medyo iba pa rin ang radyo de hamak. Ibang-iba ang radyo talaga.

Tunay, pagpasok sa klase Kylie Minogue discography pinapakinggan ko, paglaro ng DotA mga early 2000's RnB at mga current 'party music' pinapakinggan ko, sa pag-aaral nakaloop lahat ng kanta ko. Pero iba eh, iba dapat ang mga pinapakinggan sa mga ganitong oras. Tipong hindi ala-Love Radio na chopsuey mula dekada sisenta hanggang 010's. Puro lang, purong nineties. Katulad ng pinapakinggan ko magmula kabataan. Katulad ng, er, Love Radio din, pero sa Linggo lang nang hapon. At minsan talaga, kahit gaano idiin ang ibang mga kanta ng ibang kapanahunan 50's o 70's o 2k's, kahit ibang genre ng New Wave o Techno o Grunge, iba pa rin ang OPM ng kabataan natin.

Oo, mas magaling man Beatles, mas nakakagising man Aerosmith, mas tumatatak man sa isip ang China Crisis, lahat na kumpara sa OPM ng dekada nubenta, iba pa rin ang 90's. Iyon ang panahon ng kabataan natin, iyon ay...kumbaga atin din, minsan sa buhay natin. Para siyang teks, o Chinese garter, o siguro Playstation para sa ating mga mas mapalad na kaedad. Para siyang yung bahay na kinalakihan natin, o siguro kinalakihang bayan para sa mga nagmigrate na. Parang patikim ng kabataan ang mga kantang ito, at ang dating ng pakikinig nito mula sa radyo ay iba pa rin talaga kaysa pa pagbukas nito sa Winamp.

Alas-sais na ng hapon. Sayang ang radio soundtrip na ito ay matatapos sa loob ng isang oras. Salamat, salamat radyo.

Sayang lang din na sa loob ng ilang taon mapapakinggan ko na lang ang 90's OPM sa Linggo ng umaga, naka-chopsuey kasama ng Beatles, Bee Gees, walang-kamatayang Air Supply, at siguro Spice Girls at David Guetta at 2NE1 at Sam Milby at Cueshe.

Kung iisipin, may makikinig pa kaya sa mga kanta ng panahon natin kapag 2050 na? Heh, may nakakakilala ba sa atin kung sino si Celeste Legaspi, na kumanta ng Tuliro, o The Inkspots, na sikat na sikat noong 40's? Magugustuhan kaya ng mga apo natin ang mga kanta natin? Kanta ng mga lolo at lola natin?

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Sino sila

Naisipan ko lang, sa atin may lobbyists per department. DOH, DepEd, DPWH, DPWS. Meron din sigurado sa Office of the President, bawat kongresista, senador, alcalde mayor, gubernadorcillo, barangay tanod.

Kaya siguro bumabangon ang masang kabataan ng UP, para ipakita kung ano ang tama, at kung ano ang dapat gawin. Pero may lobbyists din yata ang mga tibak organizations ng UP. Yung tipong mga Piston, ilang mga magsasaka, at mga anu-anong mga grupo.

Di kaya na kung gaano kadali i-sway ng lobbyists ang opinyon ng mga public officials natin, mas madali pa pakembotin sa kamay ng mga lobbyista ang pinagsanib na hangarin ng kabataang katibakan? Na kung gaano kadali mapag-paniwala ang mga pinuno natin, mas lalo pang utu-uto ang mga tibak natin ngayon?


Asteeg.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Ark Raleigh

Andito ako ngayon sa school, dala ang lahat ng kailangan ko para mag-aral, pero somehow parang nakakahiya mag-aral.

Yeahp, ang nerd naman tignan na nag-aaral ako dito, sa IB, kung hindi rin naman mataas grades ko. Edi nagmumukhang bobong trying hard lang ako mag-stay on lang dito. Unworthy dito sa UP, sa school ng mga talagang high-caliber people sa utak. Na andito lang ako kasi nataon na may sipag ako. Which may be true, di naman talaga ganun kalakas utak ko, at most likely andito ako kasi somehow nakakahabol ako sa lessons.

Pero still, ang pangit naman na makita mo yung taong kay-sipag mag-aral, tapos bano lang grades. Ano yun, mentally unworthy lang ako dito, tapos dinadaan ko na lang sa sipag? Sa some sort of maturity?

So yun, ok na, maglalaro na lang ako, dahil weird talaga ang utak na ito,

Thursday, March 8, 2012

ooh

ba't parang andaming problema sa mundo? kay-bata pa lang natin haggardo versoza na agad? anong meron?

syempre, alam natin na paglaki natin hindi tayo makakaramdam ng kaluwagang tunay, ng kaginhawaang tatagal, ng talagang pahinga, hanggat sa kamatayan natin. at kahit na namatay tayo alam natin din na andami nating sinusuliranin kahit mamatay, tulad ng halaga ng kabaong at kung natapos mo nang lakarin ang death certificate mo. o na kung naiayos mo ang birth certificate mo in the first place; ayaw mong mamatay nang mali ang kasarian [sex] sa death certificate mo di ba?

bale, bakit pa ba tayo nagsisipag, gumagalaw, gumagawa, umaandar? kasi bored tayo na parang "Ay, buhay na naman ako. O sige na nga...", ganun ba yun? bakit parang laging nakakatamad gawin ang mga bagay-bagay? bakit parang walang patutunguhan din lang naman lahat niyon kasi alam natin na gugunaw din ang kalawakan.

alam mo kung bakit?

Sapagkat lilipas ang mundo at ang kalangitan, lahat ay mawawasak, mapapalitan. Yun, doon, doon tayo tutungo buhay man o patay. Pa-gawa na ang bagong kalawakang ito, at nakikipag-chummy ang gumawa nito magmula sa simula, dahil Siya din gumawa nito pero nasira lang natin. Oops. Pero di bale, chill naman Siya; may tampo pa rin siyempre, pero gusto pa rin Niya makipagbati at samahan tayo sa bagong-gawang mundo Niya. may invitation pa nga lahat tayo; ang sa atin lang ay tanggapin natin ang invitation na ito.

Happy ending pa rin naman pala ang lahat nito ano...

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Volpin Props

http://volpinprops.blogspot.com/
DIY Daft Punk helmets, Portal Guns, et al. kasi fun

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Bilang Parangal Sa Ka-kaarawan Kong Kamukha Niya, Kabanata Ikalima [Kasi Katamad Mag-aral]

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp,Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
*Love At First Sight - Kylie Minogue
<Isa na namang John Lloyd revived song I guess...>

Waking Up:
*Come Into My World - Kylie Minogue
<kaya ako di nagigising for class eh...>

First Day At School:
*Burning Up - Kylie Minogue
<cute siya sa movie in fairness...>

Falling In Love:
*Magnetic Electric - Kylie Minogue
<bagay1 Pang-chick flick material ito>

Fight Song:
*Red Blooded Woman - Kylie Minogue
<totally naiimagine ko ito.....na nangyari na symbolically sa buhay ko, pati ang kanta. Hopefully di na maulit yun; nasty.>

Breaking Up:
*Aphrodite - Kylie Minogue
<apparently, hiniwalay ako ng isang Greek goddess kasi wala siya sa dichotomous key ko>

Prom:
*Promises - Kylie Minogue
<wenk, sad na prom. Doesn't matter, real-life prom ko kumupit lang ako ng candy at nam-bully ng brokenhearted MWAHAHAHAHAHA at sumayaw din pala sort of>

Life:
*Your Love - Kylie Minogue
<di quite bagay sa mundane lifestyle na naiimagine ko, unless ang Life ko ay singer. O artista>

Mental Breakdown:
*In My Arms - Kylie Minogue
<The frantic beats and quirky synthesizer sounds in the stanzas makes the song appropriate for mental breakdown music, with the chorus being the brief time that the character's though processes flow smoothly and flowly; and is not insane. But only for the choruses.>

Driving:
*Fever - Kylie Minogue
<ayaw ko ng ganung feeling, nagmamaneho nang may lagnat>

Flashback:
*Whenever You Feel Like It - Kylie Minogue
<bagay siya, dahil by the time may movie na ukol sa buhay ko kabilang na ang kantang ito sa retro Sunday music>

Wedding:
*I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue

Birth of Child:
*Did It Again
<kasi magiging pro din ako sa pagiging childbirth doctor>

Final Battle:
*2 Hearts - Kylie Minogue
<Dahil sa laban, useful ang pagkakaroon ng dalawang puso, katulad ng The Doctor>

Death Scene:
*Wow - Kylie Minogue
<Final words: "Wow.">

Funeral Song:
*In Your Eyes - Kylie Minogue
<no...hindi namamatay ang bida dapat....>

Credits:
*All The Lovers - Kylie Minogue
<feelgood song after ng tragic movie of my life>

Done.

Bilang Parangal Sa Ka-kaarawan Kong Kamukha Niya, Kabanata Ikaapat [Especially For You]

1. If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say?
Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Kylie Minogue
<crud instant LSS!>

2. How would you describe yourself?
Get Outta My Way - Kylie Minogue
<Snub akong tao eh...>

3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
Illusion - Kylie Minogue
<kasi mas madali gustuhin ang ilusyon ng tao kaysa sa tao mismo>

4. How do you feel today?
All The Lovers - Kylie Minogue
<wow intense, ako na pala ang may feeling ng lahat ng nagmamahal>

5. What is your life’s purpose?
Better Than Today - Kylie Minogue
<constant self-improvement, I like that!>

6. What do your friends think of you?
Did It Again - Kylie Minogue
<"Ayan na naman si Trex, nagpapakaweirdo na naman...">

7. What do you think of your parents?
Promises - Kylie Minogue
<Nangako kami na magiging doctor ako, somehow>

8. What do you think about very often?
All I See - Kylie Minogue
<Kasi ako'y very observant person>

9. What is 2 + 2?
Fever - Kylie Minogue
<sadly, walang music video ang kantang ito, aww>

10. What do you think of your best friend?
In Your Eyes - Kylie Minogue
<sa stage na ito, alam ko na agad ang kanta within 10 seconds>

11. What do you think of the person you like?
Speakerphone - Kylie Minogue
<AMAZING, ito din yung sagot ko sa tanong kanina! Thusly, I like yung sinumang kakilala ko kung kaya niyang kantahin ito nang maayos>

12. What is your life story?
Spinning Around - Kylie Minogue
<how...poetic...nakakasipon>

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Put Your Hands Up (If You Feel Love) - Kylie Minogue
<Me gonna be The Love Police eh?>

14. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
2 Hearts - Kylie Minogue
<At para sa Diyos ang parehong pusong iyon. Bibigyan na lang Niya ako ng isa afterwards oyeah!>

15. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Slow - Kylie Minogue
<Slow dance, tama lang...I think>

16. What will they play at your funeral?
Whenever You Feel Like It - Kylie Minogue
<Kahit na upbeat song ito, somehow nalulungkot ako pa rin kapag ito nga patugtugin nila sa lamay ko>

17. What is your hobby/interest?
Can't Get Blue Monday Out Of My Head - Kylie Minogue
<medyo interested ako sa New Order, btw>

18. What is your biggest fear?
Aphrodite - Kylie Minogue
<"I'm fierce and I'm feeling mighty, I'm a golden girl I'm an Aphrodite...you don't mess with me you don't want to fight me...">

19. What is your biggest secret?
Red Blooded Woman - Kylie Minogue
<I repeat, red-blooded ako, pero hindi ako woman. Hindi. Ako. Woman.> 

20. What do you think of your friends?
Looking For An Angel - Kylie Minogue
<and the angel is me :3>

21. What will you post this as?
Especially For You - Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan
<ooh, kaintriga, who?>

next...

Bilang Parangal Sa Ka-kaarawan Kong Kamukha Niya, Kabanata Ikatlo [In My Arms]

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next
button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
>> Fever - Kylie Minogue [dahil magiging doctor lang din naman ako, at least may karapatan na akong sabihin iyan...professionally!]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
>> Come Into My World - Kylie Minogue [yung music video nito ang isa sa mga pinakaastig na mga music videos]

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
>> Red Blooded Woman - Kylie Minogue [gender-switching amf, pangalawang beses na akong pinaparatang ng kantang iyan ah]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
>> I Believe In You - Kylie Minogue [Lagi kong napagkakamalan simula nito sa All The Lovers ni Kylie, strangely, and it rhymes!]

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
>> Wow - Kylie Minogue [Laconic, I like it]

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
>> Promises - Kylie Minogue [pramis, kung totoo yun edi asteeg]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
>> All The Lovers - Kylie Minogue [Ito yung may music video ng weird mountain of squirming dancers...] 

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
>> Slow - Kylie Minogue [slow ko mag-isip? Ano? Anio? Anzio? Anzio Annie? Sitawkagirl na Artillery?]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
>> After Dark - Kylie Minogue [siya na ang may after-dark na existence]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
>> Speakerphone - Kylie Minogue [I like yung sinumang kakilala ko kung kaya niyang kantahin ito nang maayos]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
>> Love At First Sight - Kylie Minogue [ganito yung kantang masaya pakinggan habang nagb-bike]

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
>> Burning Up - Kylie Minogue [kasi astig din maging yung fire dude sa Fantastic 4 pala]

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
>> Someday - Kylie Minogue [mwhehehehehehehe...]

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
>> No More Rain - Kylie Minogue [sapagkat ako na ang tagapagpadala ng tagtuyot, kasi ako yung fire dude sa Fantastic 4]

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
>> Everything is Beautiful - Kylie Minogue [aww, cute, slow dance na napaka-positive ng tune ng kanta]

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
>> I Believe In You - Kylie Minogue [Ito yung may music video na may weird bilog na umiilaw na rehas tapos kumakanta siya sa loob]

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
>> Your Love - Kylie Minogue (Ito yung isa sa mga kanta sa album niyang Fever, kung saan andoon ang pinakasikat niyang kanta)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
>> After Dark - Kylie Minogue [may mumu daw kasi sa water tank ng dorm, na kumakain ng wifi]

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
>> On A Night Like This - Kylie Minogue [ooh...interesting....]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
>> I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue [TO HAVE FRIENDS LIKE YOU ALL......OYEAH!]

WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THE ONE WHO HATES YOU?
>> Wow - Kylie Minogue [naiimagine ko si Keeth na sinasabi ito, sarcastically, sa kahit kaninong tumangkang makipaglaban sa kanya...]

THE ONE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON YOU
>> Magnetic Electric - Kylie Minogue [yun nga yung topic noong magkaklase kami, I think...]

WHAT WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST?
>> In My Arms - Kylie Minogue


next...

Bilang Parangal Sa Ka-kaarawan Kong Kamukha Niya, Kabanata Pangalawa [Bored lang ako]

Put your music player on shuffle, and answer with the first lines!

The first thing you say when you wake up:
 - "What's the worst thing that could happen to you?"
[Kylie Minogue - Get Outta My Way]


The last thing you say before you go to sleep:
 - "That's right, let me get you something for your appetite..."
[Kylie Minogue - After Dark]


You get lost in the countryside and in anger you shout: 
 - "Read my lips, I'm into you..."
[Kylie Minogue - Wow]


The person you secretly love asks you out, you say: 
 - "I can't catch my breath..."
[Kylie Minogue - Whenever You Feel Like It]


Your best friend asks you what you think of their outfit, you say:
 - "I've been bitten by a bug and now I am coming down with oh"
[Kylie Minogue - Fever]


A waiter is very rude to you in a restaurant, you complain:
 - "I don't believe you know me, though you know my name"
[Kylie Minogue - I Believe In You]


Someone tries to steal your bag! You chase them down the street screaming: 
 - "Look around I see a million different faces"
[Kylie Minogue - Put Your Hands Up (If You Feel Love)]


Your partner has just asked you to get married! You answer: 
 - "Can you feel me in the stereo"
[Kylie Minogue - Aphrodite]


You believe life would be better if everyone lived by the motto: 
 - "Open your eyes to the skies up above"
[Kylie Minogue - Your Love]


You just got a detention for something you didn't do! You say:
 - "What on earth am I meant to do..."
[Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes]


You have just caught someone telling a whopping great lie, you say:
 - "Spinning around (spinning around, spinning around)"
[Kylie Minogue - Spinning Around]


Your grandma has bought you a present that you don't like, you say:
 - "Nanana, nana..nanana"
[Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head]


Some moron just drove their van into your brand new car! You shout: 
 - "Beautiful..."
[Kylie Minogue - Everything is Beautiful]


You are at a wedding and the bride asks you to say a few words, you say:
 - "What's the worst thing that could happen to you..."
[Kylie Minogue - Get Outta My Way]


Your partner has just broken up with you, you say:
 - "Clever girl, think you are but you think too much..."
[Kylie Minogue - Did It Again]


You are late for class again! Your excuse is: 
 - "Don't....say....it's like a fantasy..."
[Kylie Minogue - On A Night Like This]


When you are scared, to give yourself confidence you repeat to yourself: 
 - "Weekend has arrived"
[Kylie Minogue - All I See]


If you were elected Prime Minister of Britain, you would comment:
 - "Nanana..."
[Kylie Minogue - Can't Get Blue Monday Out of My Head]


When asked your opinion of Britney Spears, you reply:
 - "Someday..."
[Kylie Minogue - Someday]


When asked your opinion of God, you reply:
 - "Have you ever thought that the sky was just endlessly dark..."
[Kylie Minogue - No More Rain]


When asked your opinions on gay marriage, you reply: 
 - "You make me invisible"
[Kylie Minogue - 2 Hearts]


When asked your opinion on war, you reply:
 - "Sometimes it's easy"
[Kylie Minogue - Looking For An Angel]


When asked your opinion of love at first sight, you reply:
 - "In my imagination there is no complication"
[Kylie Minogue - I Should Be So Lucky]


You have been arrested for murder! In your defence you say:
 - "Oh I see, what you do"
[Kylie Minogue - Better Than Today]


You have had a really bad day, you say:
 - "This situation's taking over me" 
[Kylie Minogue - Illusion]


You want to tell your partner that you love them, but instead say:
 - "Especially For You"
[Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan - Especially For You]


Your enemy starts talking to you so you tell them: 
 - "I can't catch my breath...."
[Kylie Minogue - Whenever You Feel Like It]


When you die, you hope people remember you with the words:
 - "Oh, oh, oh, don't ask me to dance"
[Kylie Minogue - Magnetic Electric]


Your last words before you die will be:
 - "How do you describe a feeling?"
[Kylie Minogue - In My Arms]


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Bilang Parangal Sa Ka-kaarawan Kong Kamukha Niya, Kabanata Una [Bored lang ako]

HERE IT IS:

Rules of the game
-Chose a singer/band/group.
-Answer using ONLY titles of songs.

-Tag 6 more people [asa wala nang natitirang tao dito]

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Kylie Minogue


1. Are you male or female?
Red Blooded Woman

2.Describe yourself:
Aphrodite

3.What do people feel when they're around you?
Can't Get You Out Of My Head

4.How would you describe your previous relationship?
Burning Up

5.Describe your current relationship.
Better Than Today

6.Where would you want to be now?
In Your Eyes

7.How do you feel about love?
I Believe In You

8.What's your life like?
Slow

9.What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
2 Hearts

10.Say something wise:
Everything Is Beautiful

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