Survey Lance

Ever fight in a church?
- It's spiritual, man.

When was the last time someone said you were hot?
- tagal na

When did you last lie with a straight face?
- recently

What is the most money you have spent on a gift?
- so far wala pang Php 400, ngayong Christmas

Ever taken pics you regret?
- oo. incriminating din minsan eh.

Would you rather live in the country, city, or suburbs?
- country

Last time you were truly in love?
- did I?

Do you think all guys think with their little head?
- maliit ulo namin?

Ever take money from a stranger?
- premyo! bakit ko tatanggihan?

Who is on your mind right now?
- yung babaeng humihiling ng navel pierce

Do you think piercings are sexy?
- depende

Who did you last curse at?
- di ako mangkukulam....pa

Do you donate blood?
- yes

Are you religious?
- R. E. M. - Losing My Religion

Where did you graduate from?
- MPPA

Do you like your job?
- no, at ayaw ko yata ang most likely job ko

What is you're heritage?
- taste for music ng pamilya, at ang aking cool apelyido

What is you're favorite kind of music?
- varies

Are you healthy or do you have medical problems?
- operational, with defects syempre

What was the last Youtube video you watched?
- Top Gear

Do you have any ridiculous fears?
- er, takot ako matawag na mayabang. Gravely.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen on the internet?
- must I recall that?

What should you be doing right now?
- pinapaunlad ang Pilipinas

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
- national improvements

Do you regret doing anything over the last week?
- dapat nilasing ko na mga kaibigan ko

If you could have any type superpower what would it be?
- perpetualization

Who will be the next president of the United States?
- not me! Sisilbihan ko ang bayang sinilangan ko, at natatakot ako na pag nailuklok ako sa puwestong iyan ay makalimutan ko ang pinagmulan ko

When did you last have a great kiss?
- never. duh!

What was the last thing you purchased?
- driving eyeglasses

What are your current goals?
- mapuntang (at manatili) sa langit

Ever see the 2 girls 1 cup video?
- yep

What so far is the single best moment of your life?
- di ako sure eh

Do you watch the olympics?
- nope.

What do you do to try and help the environment?
- Realization: The environment is safe. We are who are really in danger.

What is your most favorite meal in the world?
- madaming choices eh

What do you think of guys that wear pink shirts?
- "Lad di ba kayo nahihirapan labhan iyan?"

What is your favorite breed of dog?
- stuffed

Is there a celebrity that you don't understand why they're famous?
- oo

Do you dislike any celebrities?
- nope

What do you think of dating someone you meet on the internet?
- caveat emptor

Do you return purchases back to the store often?
- minsan lang

Is there any TV shows you wish were still on the air?
- Addams Family, yung original na Twilight Zone

What is your favorite smell?
- so far vanilla

How do you feel about the cost of college tuition?
- justified method of wealth transfer

What hobby would people be surprised that you enjoy?
- darts at pellet guns

In the last year have you learned or improved on any skills?
- meron naman, pero kulang

Are there "friends" in your life that you wish weren't in your life?
- I prefer that they return in my life instead. Sorry na, pwede ba?

Is there any accent that you find sexy?
- yep

Do you prefer yellow or white gold?
- yellow

Do you know what your birth flower is?
- di yun tinuro sa Bio ah....

Would others say you are open minded?
- no one really knows; no one cares anyway di ba

Do you honestly consider yourself a good friend?
- situationally good friend

Are you looking forward to anything that is happening in the next 24 hours?
- hmm, booty-huntingy, Star City, at dinner!

Have you ever set up friends and they ended up together long term?
- long-term dislike!

If you could have any person in the room with you right now who would it be?
- (wide knowing grin)

What were you doing right before you started this? preparing for studying

EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS ~

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Paul (or Pole, di ko sure talaga)
FIRST SCHOOL: MHCS
FIRST CELL PHONE: 5110
FIRST FUNERAL: most likely sa auntie ko
FIRST PET: PUSA!
FIRST BIG TRIP: Goa, Camarines Sur
FIRST FIGHT: 3rd year high school, kasi normally umiiwas ako eh
FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: nope
FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: never
FIRST JOB: wala.
FIRST MULTIPLY FRIEND: most likely si Jimpo Berba<ding!>


EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS ~

LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED: magulang ko
LAST CAR RIDE: kani-kanina lang
LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: summer, bilang foreshadowing
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: yung Agimat-Enteng Kabisote combo
LAST FOOD YOU ATE: refrigerated cake
LAST ITEM BOUGHT: driving eyeglasses
LAST SHIRT WORN: Toronto Canada shirt thing
LAST PHONE CALL: ama ko
LAST TEXT MESSAGE: discipler ko
LAST KISS: ina ko
LAST THING YOU TOUCHED: laptop
LAST FUNERAL: The Death of 2010
LAST TIME AT THE MALL: kanina
LAST TIME YOU WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: now
LAST PERSON YOU SAW: si kuya rovs, yung roomhopper
LAST THING YOU DRANK: Gatorade
LAST PERSON THAT BROKE YOUR HEART: she is still alive, the way I prefer her to be
LAST TIME YOU WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: kanina?



WRATH.

1. Who did you last get angry with?
- most likely parents

2. What is your weapon of choice?
- bunch-of-keys-on-a-MPPA-ID-strap

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
- dapat

4. How about of the same sex?
- varying meanings of "hit"

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
- most likely ina ko, based sa theoretical hormonal status at partial manifestation ng personality at relationship namin

6. What is your pet peeve?
- Beggars. Bakit ba sila gagawa ng anak na tuturuan lang nila umasa sa pinaghihirapan ng ibang tao? Ngunit andiyan sila para turuan tayong mga Kristiano ng awa (hardest lesson yet).

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
- let go, kasi nao-overwrite ng Bio stuff ang hitlist ko palagi

SLOTH.

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
- devotionals

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
- gabi na nun eh

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
- si XY

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? ansakit ng ulo ko. 
- "...wala po kasing tubig sa gripo, kaya akin na lang itong Gatorade..."

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
- yes

6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
- We don't workout. We strive to reduce the spread of entropy as much as possible for the future generations while ensuring that they exist and be able to develop better ways to counter entropy.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
- 0

GLUTTONY.

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
- softdrinks

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
- doesn't matter to my stomach

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
- Hmm, based sa computations ko:
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*a. Before ang semi-experimental drinking event ko ay nag-3day (accidental) fasting ako, thus may increased susceptibility to alcohol intoxication ako. Furthermore, thrice a year lang ako talaga nakakaingest ng alcohol in any form, thus ang lower estimate ng alcohol intoxication resistance ang gagamitin ko para sa computations ko.
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*b. Naputol personal recording ko ng events (memory lapse), so likely naka-25 (at least) % BAC ako. In short, stupor.
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*c. Approximately 64 kgs. ako, so about 9 drinks ako in which 1 drink has 15 mL. Thus naka-135 mL ako ng pure alcohol.
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*d. Vodka ang primary drink noong event na iyon. Likely ang vodkang ginamit ay the Bar, mga 70 proof, or 35% ABV. Thus halos 386 mL ng the Bar vodka, slightly above 1/3 ng typical na bote nito, ang nainom ko.
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*e. Ang shots ay may unknown composition though, pero given ang computations ko, ang 386 mL ng the Bar vodka or anumang equivalent niyon ay sapat na.
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*f. However, ang first drink ay nagstart approximately 10 pm, at ang huling drink (barring ang mga nainom ko under retrograde amnesia) approximately 12 pm. 120 minutes, or 3 40-minute intervals ang nakalipas kung saan theoretically nabawasan ako ng 0.01 BAC per 40-minute interval, or 0.03 BAC total. Ang 0.03 BAC na iyon ay equivalent sa isang extra drink, or 15 mL, or 150 mL pure alcohol, or 420 mL ng the Bar vodka or equivalent ang nainom ko.
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*g. On estimate, ang maximum amount ng alcohol na possibly nainom ko for the same effects (stupor) ay 40% BAC, corresponding to an additional 4 shots, with an extra shot dahil sa duration ng event, thus 210 mL, or 600 mL ng the Bar vodka.
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*h. Nais kong magpaumanhin sa mga naapektuhan ko sa event na iyon in any way. Hindi talaga ko balak subukin ang katawan ko sa ganoong paraan at sa ganoong lugar, nang kasama kayo. Salamat din sa mga tumulong sa akin noong event.
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Therefore, between 150 and 210 mL 140-proof, equivalent sa 420 to 600 mL ng the Bar vodka, or 2100 to 3000 mL ng Red Horse beer (2-3 Grandes), ang nainom ko at most. Approximately.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
- no

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
- no

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
- sweet, syempre!

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
- er, oo

LUST.

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family):
- 0

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family):
- 0, unless Big Brother is watching

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?
- accidentally, kasi lagi akong nakayuko pag nagiisip kaya tumatapat ang chest nila (wala pa akong nakitang ganoon katangkad) sa view ko

4. Have you "done it"?
- not likely?

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
- the whole

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
- no

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
- no

GREED.

1. How many credit cards do you own?
- 0

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
- antiques and oddities shops, which thankfully are rare

3. If you had $10 million, what would you do with it?
- invest

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
- famous. Fame leaves a legacy, money only leaves you.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
- yes

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
- your heart, dear

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
- approximately 4000, excluding portable hard drive. Kung kasama yun, siguro 10000.

PRIDE.

1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
- I can't

2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
- likely makapasok sa UP

3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
- madami eh

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
- nah. Achievement, not obsession.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
- DotA kalaban kuya ko. Mwehehehehe.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
- sa mga numerical internet surveys, para mas mataas comedy score ng results

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
- wala, kasi 2 hours within the day pa lang ako ngayon

ENVY.

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
- knowledge

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
- di ko sure kung ano iyon eh

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
- kung buhay, yung IMF/WB boss para ma-cancel utang ng Pilipinas. Kung patay, si Antonio Luna para ipaalis iyang mga Amerikanong mananakop ng Pilipinas

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
- no idea

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
- lagi kong gusto ng auxiliary gills, at electroplax

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
- pagiging mapamaraan

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
- nah

Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
- gluttony, malamang



[ GENERAL ]
Body or Face? - both
Looks or Personality? - both.
Height? - sufficient, normal
Weight? - slightly underweight-normal
Hair Color? - variable
Eye Color? - ultraviolet!
Most Important Physical Feature? - better than me

[ GOOD or BAD TRAITS ]
Funny? - good
Loud? - good-ish
Seductive? - good
Quiet? - good-ish
Tall? - good
Short? - good
Athletic? - good
Fat? - bad
Immature? - good
Competitive? - bad
Hyper? - good
Smoker? - bad
Drinker? - bad
Smart? - good
Dumb? - bad
Observant? - good



It's that survey again
Rules: IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.

THEY HAVE TO BE REAL PLACES, NAMES, THINGS, NOTHING MADE UP! (TRY TO USE DIFFERENT ANSWERS IF THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU HAD THE SAME 1ST INITIAL.)YOU CAN'T USE YOUR NAME FOR THE BOY/GIRL NAME QUESTION.

1. What is your name: Mario

2. A 4 letter word : many
3. A Boys Name: Martel
4. A Girls Name: Michelle
5. An Occupation: master
6. Color: maroon
7. Something you wear: monocle (pangarap ko yun!)
8. A Beverage: milk
9. A Food: marzipan
10. Something found in the bathroom: mirror
11. A place: Maynila
12. A Reason for being late: "Ma'am, binangungot ako!"
13. Something you shout: Musta?
14. A singer: Madonna