Ver 14

Now we have Hemo as a free man. Pride wounded, yes, but still free. Let us look at the events that night in another light.

The Stick has decided to rob another bank that night because he is planning to retire within a week, so he infiltrated the bank the way he did at Safe Bank. Upon entering the vault, he simply dumped all wealth he could find in his fez and slipped out to see a weird man with an ugly, ugly costume. The Stick just watched as this man slit his own finger, and was surprised when a stream of blood hit his feet, and he tripped. The Stick then saw the odd figure walk to the vault, trying to open it without keys. With a laugh, The Stick then decided to play a cruel trick on this man who valiantly tried to attack the Stick. He waited for the “blood” man to open the vault, and when they found the vault empty, The Stick laughed. The bloody man then slit his wrist to spew a deluge of blood, but The Stick was quick to catch the blood in his fez. After two minutes, The Stick decided to pull the plug on the man, and released the stored blood, knocking out the man. The Stick then decided to carry his loot back home to invest it tomorrow, happily thinking that the police will be baffled as to how the badly-dressed man and the sea of blood got into the vault, and all its former contents out. As gratitude for masking the true robber, namely him, The Stick then sneaked into the police headquarters and robbed the skull dagger, and placed it by his bedside. The Stick then finally invested in stocks and banks and such, but he became bored after just one week, and resorted to robbing just because he can.

And that is it with the life of The Stick.