Saturday, January 14, 2012

Bilang Parangal Sa Ka-kaarawan Kong Kamukha Niya, Kabanata Ikalima [Kasi Katamad Mag-aral]

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp,Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
*Love At First Sight - Kylie Minogue
<Isa na namang John Lloyd revived song I guess...>

Waking Up:
*Come Into My World - Kylie Minogue
<kaya ako di nagigising for class eh...>

First Day At School:
*Burning Up - Kylie Minogue
<cute siya sa movie in fairness...>

Falling In Love:
*Magnetic Electric - Kylie Minogue
<bagay1 Pang-chick flick material ito>

Fight Song:
*Red Blooded Woman - Kylie Minogue
<totally naiimagine ko ito.....na nangyari na symbolically sa buhay ko, pati ang kanta. Hopefully di na maulit yun; nasty.>

Breaking Up:
*Aphrodite - Kylie Minogue
<apparently, hiniwalay ako ng isang Greek goddess kasi wala siya sa dichotomous key ko>

Prom:
*Promises - Kylie Minogue
<wenk, sad na prom. Doesn't matter, real-life prom ko kumupit lang ako ng candy at nam-bully ng brokenhearted MWAHAHAHAHAHA at sumayaw din pala sort of>

Life:
*Your Love - Kylie Minogue
<di quite bagay sa mundane lifestyle na naiimagine ko, unless ang Life ko ay singer. O artista>

Mental Breakdown:
*In My Arms - Kylie Minogue
<The frantic beats and quirky synthesizer sounds in the stanzas makes the song appropriate for mental breakdown music, with the chorus being the brief time that the character's though processes flow smoothly and flowly; and is not insane. But only for the choruses.>

Driving:
*Fever - Kylie Minogue
<ayaw ko ng ganung feeling, nagmamaneho nang may lagnat>

Flashback:
*Whenever You Feel Like It - Kylie Minogue
<bagay siya, dahil by the time may movie na ukol sa buhay ko kabilang na ang kantang ito sa retro Sunday music>

Wedding:
*I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue

Birth of Child:
*Did It Again
<kasi magiging pro din ako sa pagiging childbirth doctor>

Final Battle:
*2 Hearts - Kylie Minogue
<Dahil sa laban, useful ang pagkakaroon ng dalawang puso, katulad ng The Doctor>

Death Scene:
*Wow - Kylie Minogue
<Final words: "Wow.">

Funeral Song:
*In Your Eyes - Kylie Minogue
<no...hindi namamatay ang bida dapat....>

Credits:
*All The Lovers - Kylie Minogue
<feelgood song after ng tragic movie of my life>

Done.

1 comment:

kristine olisa said...

So itong Kylie Minogue na ito ang kinalolokohan mo at mga malalanding music video na noong mga panahon na may isang kaibigan kang umiiyak, na hindi mo mapagbigyan ng ilang minuto para magkausap in person hindi yung sa text ka lang magpapaalam at bigla na lang akong iiwasan. What a friend, trex. Ang yabang mong sabihin na inuubos ko ang oras mo para lang matulungan akong makabalik sa Diyos. E diyan naman sa mga walang kwentang passion mo para sa worldly music nakatuon ang pansin mo. With all your interest to kylie minogue and such bitches, and your apathy to me, i can't believe that you love me as your friend and sister.