Thursday, April 28, 2011
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Friday, April 22, 2011
delta post
now here's something of interest: i am currently operating below capacity. nothing new with that; i have always held myself back from hitting and exceeding limits, the lower the better. normally i would attribute that to the fact that i am saving the Multiverse itself by example of a person who conserves order and prevents entropy from destroying everything corporeal that we cherish.
however, that would render my very existence moot, and more dangerously, a positive contributing factor to entropy. to prevent this though, i have a plan.
a lobotomy. a surgical strike at the personality centers of my mind.
this will, hopefully, increase my productivity (allowing me to do more out of life and be less lazy) and efficiency (allowing the Multiverse to exist longer) at the expense of moodiness (which adds to multiversal disorder) quirkiness (which also adds to multiversal disorder) and practical funniness (which would reduce laughter and the pointless change in mood it causes)
a robot, if you will. analytical, calculating, efficient, productive, cold. and we may have found more than one manner to achieve such. autohypnotism may have a good shot at achieving the effect, as well as willpower manipulation. no technique invasive; all psychological and understandably safe.
the question is, would you want that change? sure, you'll lose a weird trex, but then, at least you lost a weird annoying trex in favor of a dependable productive efficient trex. so the former (current) trex, or the latter trex?
however, that would render my very existence moot, and more dangerously, a positive contributing factor to entropy. to prevent this though, i have a plan.
a lobotomy. a surgical strike at the personality centers of my mind.
this will, hopefully, increase my productivity (allowing me to do more out of life and be less lazy) and efficiency (allowing the Multiverse to exist longer) at the expense of moodiness (which adds to multiversal disorder) quirkiness (which also adds to multiversal disorder) and practical funniness (which would reduce laughter and the pointless change in mood it causes)
a robot, if you will. analytical, calculating, efficient, productive, cold. and we may have found more than one manner to achieve such. autohypnotism may have a good shot at achieving the effect, as well as willpower manipulation. no technique invasive; all psychological and understandably safe.
the question is, would you want that change? sure, you'll lose a weird trex, but then, at least you lost a weird annoying trex in favor of a dependable productive efficient trex. so the former (current) trex, or the latter trex?
Friday, April 15, 2011
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