Bago Ako Grumadweyt...o Maamputate nang Limbs

1) Bicycling to most, if not all, reasonable destinations more often than any form of transportation. That means that any place in at least 5 mile's radius of my current position should be bicycled, instead of relying on combustion engine-vehicles.
2) Taking a stroll with friends on a bike without outpacing them, to show that it does not hinder socializing.
3) Going down stairs consistently without fear, to show its mobility.
4) Bicycling in the rain while not getting too wet, to demonstrate its all-weather capabilities.
5) Racing public transport from point A to point B, and winning, to show that its gets to a destination faster than even public transportation.
6) Texting while bicycling, since it isn't banned yet.
7) Soft-jousting with bicycles, as a fun sport.
8) Buying food from the drive-thru, just for kicks.
9) Cycling with my romantic interest, just like in the movies.
10) Cycling inside the school's hallway into the classroom, and actually sitting on the bicycle throughout the lecture, for fun.
11) Making homework or thesis while riding a bicycle, as a stunt.
12) "Docking" to a motor vehicle, and getting a free boost up inclines.13) Eating a full meal (which in here means with rice and viand) on a plate without spilling too much food. While bicycling.
14) Using the laptop while cycling without harm to anyone.
15) Not killing anyone in the process.

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