Dennis Jokes

Long overdue jokes ni Dennis, kasi nahirapan ako mag-isip. Oo.
Katulad ng hindi ko pa sinasabi, a corny joke a day keeps people away.

1) Anong bahagi ng katawan ang kabilang sa paborito ni Dennis?
- De knees

2) E yung paborito nyang organ kainin?
- KiDennis, yung bato.

3) Kung somehow nilipat natin si Dennis sa Denmark (for no apparent reason), bigyan ng kaunting rights, pero ireject ang citizenship stuff, ano sya dun?
- Dennisen.

4) E kung natanggap yung citizenship?
- Dennish

5) King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is maDennis!
King Leonidas: MaDennis...?
[shouting]
King Leonidas: This. Is. SPARTA!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]

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