Ver 17

Now readers, we have a new character. What will he be? Will he be an optimistic kid willing to save the world with his powers of identity control? Or will he be the brat who is planning to use his capabilities to wreck the entire world in his quest for destructive fun?

While I wait for your reply, I will continue the story with the characters I already have. We begin the story with The Stick escaping jail. Stepping out of it, actually, since they imprisoned him in a jail with bars, which obviously was dumb. And at the same time, Hemo decided that it is about time he gets more money using his blood-letting powers for evil other than selling his blood, which is in so high a supply that the local Red Cross uses it to lubricate their door hinges.

But fortunately, Heroman is flying above them. Or floating, or disturbing space-time as we know it; a human being flapping his arms never really got him flying, right? He sees Hemo, robbing a grocery store with his skull dagger. The police are knocked out cold after slipping on Hemo’s blood and hitting their heads on the road. The customers are stepping away from this man wearing an ugly, ugly costume, pushing grocery carts filled above the brim with food to sate his appetite. And the man, the grotesque outfit, the revolting stench, Heroman must do something! So he swooped down and poured all the bottles of Schlopper’s Anti-Bloodstain Formula: Roast Turkey Odor in the store to clean up the mess. Then he patched up all the police by almost-totally entombing them from feet to neck in casts. And he attached clothesline clips on all the customers’ noses. And being a cartoon, he did that all in 5 seconds, which is still enough time for Hemo to blood-jet his way out of the scene with a lot of food.

And The Stick? He managed to rob all their money while Heroman flew away with the people he “helped” as truly, helplessly asphyxiated or cast out of action.

And that is it with their lives.