Friday, December 23, 2011

Hani Jokes

Ayon sa history ko ng mvltiply ko, ang hvling bumisita sa site ko ay si....Hani Herbert Ho! Parangalan natin siya ngayon ng Hani Jokes na ipo-post ko dapat noong 2007 o 2008 [noong heyday ng Mvltiply]...

It's good to be back!

1) Pawisin si Hani. Pwes, paano mo nalalaman pag may Hani sa paligid mo?
- Nasa hanimuyak ng hanin
 
2) Anong amoy ni Hani?
Haniline
 
3) Nung nag-MMA [daw] si Hani, anong nangyari sa career-starting match niya sa Arreneo?
Hanniliated siya. Doon nag-start ang career niyang maging dedikadong tambay.
 
4) Kung pinagsama si Hani at Monmon ano kinalabasan?
HaniMon
 
5) Ano life quote ni Hani?
- Aanhin pa ang masamang damo, ay siya ding hahanihin.
 
-itutuloy...

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Chillelagh

The world is complex. It's twisted. It's understandably beyond reasonable limits of the normal human mind; this limit being something the wise barely understands and the intelligent scoffs at.

It doesn't matter who succeeds, who progresses. It doesn't matter who is rich, poor, opinionated, divine. It's all about trying hard not to break down and shatter into insanity, of which many people fail, and would fail.

I may be the first, but certainly not the worst...

Wow, pwede na akong scriptwriter sa angsty movie! I gotta future~!