Bago Ako Grumadweyt...o Maamputate nang Limbs

1) Bicycling to most, if not all, reasonable destinations more often than any form of transportation. That means that any place in at least 5 mile's radius of my current position should be bicycled, instead of relying on combustion engine-vehicles.
2) Taking a stroll with friends on a bike without outpacing them, to show that it does not hinder socializing.
3) Going down stairs consistently without fear, to show its mobility.
4) Bicycling in the rain while not getting too wet, to demonstrate its all-weather capabilities.
5) Racing public transport from point A to point B, and winning, to show that its gets to a destination faster than even public transportation.
6) Texting while bicycling, since it isn't banned yet.
7) Soft-jousting with bicycles, as a fun sport.
8) Buying food from the drive-thru, just for kicks.
9) Cycling with my romantic interest, just like in the movies.
10) Cycling inside the school's hallway into the classroom, and actually sitting on the bicycle throughout the lecture, for fun.
11) Making homework or thesis while riding a bicycle, as a stunt.
12) "Docking" to a motor vehicle, and getting a free boost up inclines.13) Eating a full meal (which in here means with rice and viand) on a plate without spilling too much food. While bicycling.
14) Using the laptop while cycling without harm to anyone.
15) Not killing anyone in the process.

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New Year Plan

Matapos ang mahabang pagmumuni-muni (mga, er, approximately 13 minutes and 42 seconds, napagisipan ko na, kahit mahirap, ay gagampanin ko pa rin ang aking tungkulin bilang "counterbalance" sa inyo.

Kaya ako ngayon ay magsisikap, magsisipag, magiging pe(e)rfectionist. At ang aking layunin para sa taong ito, lalo na para sa semester na ito, other than sa manligaw, ay makakuha ng GWA na...

PERFECT.




























































































































































Tres.


Kasi ako si Trex.

At dahil kasi masyadong common ang "perfect uno" goal.

Mahirap ito. Ang layunin ko na maging responsableng delinquenTrex, ang hangarin ko ay ang malubos ang bilang ng mga pinapayagang cuts sa klase, ang saktuhin ang kay-tamis na markang tres nang walang bagsak, nang ang lahat ng marka ko sa lahat ng subjects ko ay tres.

Dahil ako si Trex, andito na, Saanman sa Daan, Kapahamakan. Ahahahaha.